Riding on a huge schlong. Skillful fingers make sexy job. Fierce brunette is licking.
In this case "Last Stand" by Larry Hama and Andrew Wildman certainly fits the bill. T, troopers make their assault on the Pit via the orders of Cobra Commander. I think because of all the regime changes from the Hasbro execs that Cobra Commander (as they might say) "lost his balls" somewhere along the way.